Their allegedly Polish music therapist, Dr. Polski Ogorki Gorski (Carla Gugino, in generic Eastern European mode), gets them to do sexy dances that transport them into parallel dimensions, or something. Suddenly they are dancers in a low-lit kitten club, and the creepy orderly Blue (Oscar Isaac) is now their swanky pimp. I think.

I mean, I'm not really sure. I don't think Zack Snyder is, either; evidently the 'You will be unprepared' tagline was also the script editor's professional motto. Sucker Punch is an insulting afterthought of a film; the worst sort of "non-linear" narrative that makes gestures towards depth or subversiveness but is really just lazy. It's the screenwriting equivalent of those novelty clocks with the numbers jumbled that say 'Who Cares?'

Anyway, Babydoll lap-dances her way through the looking-glass into ancient Japan (or maybe China; all look same, right?), where she meets a Wise Man meditating all up in some candles. No, really, that's his name, Wise Man, and he's played by Scott Glenn as a Home Brand Carradine.

He kits her out with some weapons: a katana, and a handgun that dangles kawaii phone charms for no reason other than to further fuel the queasy mix of sexualisation and infantilisation that Snyder has marinated the doll-like Browning in.






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